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There once was a nympho named Jill
who tried dynamite for a thrill.
They found her vagina
in North Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil.

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There was a young vampire named Mable
whose periods always were stable.
So every full moon
she took out a spoon
and drank herself under the table.

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Ein dreifacher:

There were two young ladies from Birmingham.
Shall I tell you the story concerning ’em?
They lifted the frock
and diddled the cock
of the bishop as he was confirming ’em.

Now the bishop was nobody’s fool.
He had been to a large public school.
So he dropped down his britches
and diddled those bitches
with his six-inch episcopal tool.

Said one girl as the bishop withdrew,
“Not bad for a bishop, ’tis true.
But the prick of the vicar
is thicker and quicker
and three inches longer than you!”

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Einer meiner besonderen Lieblinge:

There was a young hooker from Kew,
who filled up her pussy with glue,
and said with a grin,
“If they pay to get in,
they can pay to get out of it, too.”

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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!

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There once was a man from Kent
Whose tool was so long it bent
to save himself trouble
he folded it double
and instead of coming he went

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Leider weiß ich bei allen bisherigen nicht den Autor, aber die letzten beiden sind von W. H. Auden:

As poets have mournfully sung,
Death takes the innocent young,
The rolling in money,
The screamingly funny
And those who are very well hung.

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The Bishop elect of Hong Kong
Had a dong that was twelve inches long
And he thought that the waiters
Were admiring his gaiters
When he went to the loo. He was wrong.